Verily, I Say Unto Thee: The Dude Abideth
has gone Shakespearean thanks to Adam Bertocci, a formerly little-known
screenwriter who took upon himself the lunatic but intriguing idea of
transforming the Coen Brothers' much beloved Jeffrey 'The Dude'
Lebowski, played by the splendid Jeff Bridges, into Geofrrey 'The
Knave' Lebowski. The resulting 75-page "Two Gentlemen of Lebowski" may yet make it to your neighborhood multiplex, or at least bowling alley.
Thou wouldst have a toe? A toe can be obtain'd.
Ways are known, Knave. Thou wilt not like to hear.
I'll have a toe for thee this afternoon."