Our Fondest Would Be That You Just Go Away, Please

Our Fondest Would Be That You Just Go Away, Please

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Abby Zimet

In an innovative rebranding move oddly reminiscent of Blackwater becoming Xe, the GOP, formerly known as the party of 'no,' is launching the National Council for a New America. Promising "a wide open policy debate," the bold new outreach effort will feature bold new faces like John McCain, Jeb Bush and George Bush.

"We do this not just to offer an alternative point of view or to
be disagreeable," the announcement letter reads. "Instead, we want to ask the American people what their
hopes and dreams are."

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