With Winners Like These, Who Needs Losers?
Republicans firing up for new electoral triumphs at a Conservative Political Action Conference starting today have assembled an impressive roster of speakers. They include Mike
Huckabee, Rush Limbaugh, Samuel "Joe the Plumber" Wurzelbacher, former U.N. Ambassador John "There is no such thing as the United Nations" Bolton, RNC chair Michael "open to everything, baby" Steele, and Rep. Michelle – "We're running out of rich people in this country," but God is still on our side as long as we don't harbor un-Americans – Bachmann.
Forum topics at the event will include: "Al Franken and ACORN:
How Liberals Are Destroying the American Election System"; "Bailing Out Big Business: Are We All Socialists Now?"; "Will Congress Take Your Guns?"; "Will Obama’s Tax
Policy Kill Entrepreneurship?" and "The True Cost of Global Warming
Finally, now, we will be able to see the unfairness of press coverage charging that Republicans are out of touch and out of ideas.
We await their resurrection with a mix of shock and awe.