Oilsands Vacation Site Tempts Visitors with 'Toxic Lakes'
Greenpeace has launched a tongue-in-cheek website touting the tourism potential of the Alberta oilsands.
The site (travellingalberta.com) has an address similar to Alberta's official tourism page (travelalberta.com) and is the conservation group's response to the province's $25-million campaign to improve the environmental image of Alberta's energy industry.
The Greenpeace-produced site promises visitors "beautiful black sand beaches [that] stretch for miles," toxic lakes and clearcut forests.
"Try open-pit paragliding and ride the unique coal bed methane and sour gas updrafts," a male announcer says over a slide show of familiar Alberta landmarks, grinning tourists and panoramic shots of the oilsands.
Earlier this year, Alberta Premier Ed Stelmach announced his government was launching a $25-million campaign to polish the province's environmental image. This week, the Canadian Association of Petroleum Producers unveiled a website to promote what the industry is doing to cut greenhouse gas emissions and limit water consumption.
"We thought we'd help the province and CAPP [the Canadian Association of Petroleum Producers] with their 'rebranding' campaign by bringing Alberta's newest tourist attractions to the world's doorstep," said Mike Hudema with Greenpeace Canada.
\"Enjoy the beautiful vistas of Alberta's oilsands," says Greenpeace's tourism site.
"Any visitor to the Alberta tarsands can see the pollution, smell the sulphur, taste the toxins and hear the air cannons - we're saving them the trip," he said.
The site suggests that visitors start the day early with a propane cannon wake-up call, and try sailing on tailings ponds, man-made lakes that hold toxic waste left over from the oilsands extraction process.
"These ponds are so dangerous that oil companies use cannons and scarecrows to keep ducks and birds from dying on the oil-slicked surface. When catching the strong winds on these ponds, be sure not to capsize!" reads the site's section on vacation ideas.
Hudema said he would like to see the money being spent on the public relations campaign used to clean up the oilsands rather than improve Alberta's global image.
Earlier this week, an association of U.S. mayors passed a resolution urging American cities to stop using fuel from the oilsands.
Minister of Tourism, Parks and Recreation Cindy Ady was not impressed with the website.
"I'm a bit disappointed mostly on behalf of those who work so hard in this industry, but I also would say it's not an accurate representation of this province."
Copyright © CBC 2008
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19 Comments so far
Show AllWhat's the alternative? Paying $8 at the pump?
There are two sides to the equation. Stop being addicted to Oil.
P L U C K E R S __ E V E R Y W H E R E
I have never been so stained by mine acts, as those of unmitigated plucking
__C_HRISTIAN
___R_eform ( movement )
____A_ssociation of
_____P_etroleum
( poxlicking the kettle into the fire )
I will take your horn and base traffic upon mine ears, with nary a twitter - as only those w/o feather should caste the first REPENT'ing stake, for thine scantinest covers bloweth away.
Twas brilleg whence I borograv'd the merry haven, and minsey twas were, heave heavenward.
Pot Marked? John Lennon?
You have been CORRUPTED by the Home Grown Marijuana Heathens! Your children's children shall suffer Plagues of Biblical Proportions!
"American Idiot" by Green Day shall play on a 170 watt/channel mid-70's stereo at high volume 24/7 until you REPENT! Christian Militias will Tar and Chicken Feather the Marijuana Heathens!
B B R - 0 0 1,
I hesitate to even recollect the twisted and short-sighted ( a new brevity on that ) thinking inherent in the early 70s, about such "treasures."
Are any of you familiar with the concept of "nuclear stimulation of buried deposits ( both gas and tar )" ?
Imagine the pot marked surface of Nevada atomic test range, continuing across the surface of Gaia, like some sort of pox, from Colorado to Idaho and up through Canada?
NOPE.
Better to "imagine the world living in PEACE" - per John Lennon
Never hazard the thought that things cannot get worse, because saying so only makes it so ( bad, or good -- per the bard )
Namaste « Presence »
« We must be the change we wish to see in the world » — Gandhi
« There is a sufficiency in the world for man's need but not for man's greed » — Gandhi
« We adopt the means of nonviolence because our end is a community at peace with itself » — ML King
The next place to go is the oil shale in the Green River region of Wyoming, Colorado and Utah. Mostly government owned land. Same deal as the tar sands. Dig it up, cook the tar out of it and leave a toxic mess behind. Conservative syndicated columnists are saying basically why not end the dependence on imported (even Canadian) oil, and of course, global warming is liberal politics.
And folks in the coal regions are talking about coal liquifaction. As the price of crude rises, these schemes get more attractive.
Thanks, CommonDreams, for spreading the word. We need a wide,
deep response to the outrageous manner in which this resource
is being tapped. As a Canadian I couldn't be more ashamed.
Write and phone Prime Minister Harper and the Premier of Alberta letting them know that you wouldn't consider a trip to
Canada,much less Alberta.
Thank you, Greenpeace, for showing the world some of the devastating consequences of oilsand mining. That this technique is going on to squeeze the last bit of oil from Mother earth is just plain ludacris.
The inevitable clash between the environment and the oil industry feels particularly unfair when it involves permanently dessimating such a once pristine area as Alberta, Canada.
We can never regain the natural forests or the clean water, and all for what- so the public can continue to use fossil fuels instead of looking for real energy alternatives?
P L U C K I S T A N I _ P E T E.
¿ I thought that the proper name for your militant organization was:
__C_HRISTIAN
___R_eform ( movement )
____A_ssociation of
_____P_etroleum
__P_roducers ?
A little "gallows" or "sick" or "British" humor gets your attention and helps you remember the issue. "Always look on the bright side of life..."
Dear Future Archeologist (who finds this note on a long forgotten hard drive buried under the remains of our former industrialized city),
We're sorry. We fucked up. Industrialization was so much fun, at least in the short run. We fastlaned, fastfooded, bargain shopped, and fastly got deluded. Sorry we left the place worse off then we found it, we just didn't have time to remedy the polluted. We got scared and built ICBM's. Watch were you step, it's still radioactive for the next 400 millenium.
Yours truly,
The Brainwashed Generation
PS. Please print and redistribute at your local decimation.
Once again, Greenpeace Canada is committing HERESY! As David slew Goliath, so will the CHRISTIAN Association of Petroleum Producers invoke our Militias to banish the Greenpeace Heathens. Then, the Tar Sands Project may continue unimpeded so that our young Pluckistanis can reap the Harvest of God's Abundance.
Meanwhile, CAPP will eliminate the ducks and other sub-standard waterfowl so that Chickens may proliferate. Pluckers everywhere will REJOICE!
¿ Isn't this tar-oil just what is needed to fill up the McMansion's McMoats to further protect those who have sacrificed so much to transform this once beautiful land ?
¿ If pluckistani Pete's excess plucking feathers were nearby, we could even make a very BIG and entertaining neoCOn parade, right ?
¿ Got rails ?
Namaste
Utterly, beautifully, cynically appropriate...
Those who permitted such an outrageous environmental disaster, that was not necessary, share blame with the cartel that has fought renewable energy in order to justify this most detrimental method of obtaining oil.
...and TAR-pets live on your floors...
...park your TAR under your TAR-port...
I beg to differ, Brian Brademeyer. People would see right through it.
Everyone knows that TAR-sands lives in the African jungle!
Call it TAR-sands, to indicate the goo that is there.
seems to me the world is in a death grip and the squeeze, by OIL AND PLASTICS, gets tighter by the day.
if it wasn't so serious, it would be funny...............