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The Well-Manicured Lawn: A Global Menace
It's spring. The lilacs are blooming and perfuming the air. The birds are singing. Here in Rodgers Forge, we hear them intermittently -- whenever there's a pause in the roar of lawn mowers, weed whackers and grass blowers. What a friend of mine calls "lawn assault weapons."
Indeed, when my neighbors fire them up, don goggles, and fill the air for hours with their deafening din and noxious fumes, I begin to think of grass as a greater threat to our collective happiness and security than terrorism.
Lawns may be preferable to pavement, but they are not exactly "green," as anyone with a middling interest in environmental issues can tell you. They consume nitrogen-rich fertilizers, which run off into local streams and eventually into the Chesapeake Bay. They also require a considerable amount of water, compromising our supply in times of drought. (According to the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service, 30 percent of the water consumed on the East Coast goes to saturating lawns.) And they provide little in the way of habitat for animals, birds or insects.
On the other hand, just about everybody in America knows that global warming is something we and our children will have to contend with in the coming decades.
Yet many people are unaware of the damage to the atmosphere caused by lawn care machines. They don't know that a lawn mower used for half an hour puts 10 times more hydrocarbons in the air than an automobile driven for the same length of time. A string trimmer is even worse, emitting 20 times more pollution than a car. But the worst are the blowers. Because their two-stroke engines burn a mixture of oil and gasoline, a grass or leaf blower puts 34 times more pollution in the air than the average car.
And to what purpose, all of this pollution? To blow small handfuls of cut grass off the sidewalk.
I grew up in Ruxton, a few miles from where I now live, and my family had a spacious lawn, which, when I was a teenager, I mowed. The lawn mower blew grass on the walkway and the driveway. And most often, I left it there. No one was hurt by this grass. No one was bothered. I believe that no one in my family even thought about the grass on the pavement. Eventually the grass dried up and blew away. Occasionally, if I was feeling particularly fastidious, I may have grabbed a broom and swept the pavement clean.
Climate change is real. It's happening. Our summers are longer and hotter every year. Other consequences may well be more dire. But we can change the way we live. For one thing, we can switch from gas to electric mowers -- or, even, better, we can stop mowing altogether and let nature take its course in our yards (the neighbors won't like it, but the planet will).
Getting rid of your lawn may seem a bit extreme, but other changes might entail simply returning to old habits that were environmentally benign: walking, riding a bike, planting a garden, sweeping the sidewalk.
Want a clean pavement? Do your children a favor: Grab a broom.
Andrew McBee teaches writing at Baltimore City College and volunteers for the Jones Falls Watershed Association. His e-mail is andrewmcbee@comcast.net.
Copyright © 2008, The Baltimore Sun



32 Comments so far
Show AllGet rid of your lawn now!
Revert your front yard to it's native habitat - your back yard to a vegetable garden. Use rain barrels to collect water. Compost your yard waste to produce natural fertilizer. If you do these simple things:
You will save money
Improve drinking water
Increase fish stocks
Bring back wildlife species
Improve the air you breathe
Reduce your exposure to cancer producing toxins
Save money and save yourself, or, spend a lot of money and kill yourself. Get rid of your lawn now!
Ramsay
To hell with a grass lawn all together. With all the time and energy people spend fertilizing, mowing, weeding, aerating, etc... you could landscape with rocks, shrubs, trees and EDIBLE FOOD!!! The maintenance on rocks is non-existent, trees and shrubs only need a little pruning and attract birds (and clean the air), gardens provide your family with fresh, free, organic, delicious vegetables every season.
Tearing up all the grass in my front and back yard this weeked. Going to get some native bushes that don't require extra water and going to garden in all that extra space. Only going to water stuff I am going to be eating.
It's going to be a ton of work, ton of fun, ton of food!!
Dear Andrew,
I shit on you and your pathetic broom vs. blower lecture. I send armed homeless people into the suburbs to squat.
Today's NY Times has an interesting story about moss lawns. There are alternatives.
Over at the New York Times, there's an article about a guy from Pennsylvania who's an advocate of converting grass yards to moss. You can read about it here. (edit: scooped by GregR)
That said, converting grass lawns to food gardens is a much better way to go, provided you don't use chemicals.
If you insist on growing grass, don't use chemical fertilizers or weed-killers, let nature take care of the watering, and get yourself a reel mower rather than using a gas or electric mower.
Replacing lawns with cannabis patches would be the best way to go. It is the most efficient producer of bio-mass among land plants and could be used for a variety of products. Its flowering buds have an immediate recreational and medicinal value and. Its seeds and stems are oil-rich and are valuable as bio-fuel. The fibers of the plant itself are useful to make rope, clothing, and paper. There would be guaranteed income to every home instead of a mortgage crisis.
Drop out of the BH&G set and be the first on your block to become a farmer! Save your seeds and scatter them everywhere you go!
I would happily be a hemp farmer, just like the founding fathers.
I left my lawn alone two years ago. Now it's got big clumps of stinging nettles four feet high. We don rubber gloves, strip their leaves and steam them up with dinner. No stinging mouth, a kind of nutty spinach, better than spinach! (with no associated Popeye giant forearms effect.)
Not only are blowers the worst machines from a hydrocarbon pollution standpoint, they also dislodge spores that we breathe in and get serious illnesses. Research on this topic has been suppressed by the companies that make the machines because they are such huge moneymakers.
In addition to using blowers for landscape work, they are used in the concrete jungles of large cities. When I started working downtown 10 years ago there were none of these machines being used. Now every morning at 7AM there are at least two immigrant workers on each block operating noisy, smelly, spore blowing blowers. Their use is not limited to autumn when there are a few leaves falling from the few trees downtown. They use them all year around to blow dust and garbage out of parking garages and into the street. Every afternoon the wind blows the stuff back into the garages and the cycle repeats itself.
On the positive side, I have on rare occasions seen workers vacuuming the sidewalks and common areas and wish that laws would be enacted to outlaw blowers.
What's even more amazing is people with beautiful green lawns in places like Arizona, Nevada and New Mexico... Places that are DESERTS! How much water is required to keep those lawns green in a place where grass would NEVER grow naturally.
Maplefudge - years ago a nurse practicioner recommended stinging nettle tea for clearing up kidneys. She whispered this, since it is not in the drug company canon. A few cups in the course of a week and some chronic problems went away for good. Too much, however can have unintended consequences. It is a laxative.
I am also a big fan of dandelion greens and wild sorrel. Weeds, naturally grown food and wildflowers should be encouraged on property. Diversity creates habitats for honeybees and birds. Erstwhile lawns can become sanctuaries for the environment.
It is a shame to waste good land on appearances and at the same time use up scarce water and pollute with fertilizers, pesticides and weed killers. Who was it that once said, "What is a weed? A plant whose virtues have not yet been discovered."
To hell with a grass lawn all together....
To hell with a grass lawn all together....
To hell with a grass lawn all together....
I have lived in a unit for many years now...My days of gut wrenching mowing, noxious spewing fumes and the noisy racket sound pollution are over...over...over...over...over...over...
thank the you dear Lord....I can rest in peace or pieces which ever way you look at it?
PS: Oh I nearly forgot, this NO lawn policy is environmentally friendly
Surely getting rid of your lawn is less extreme than using elements of your regional flora adapted to your climate, especially since lawns require such extreme amounts of effort and chemical alteration to be maintained in their unnatural, monocultural state. And, though lawns have been popular with some of the wealthy since the 19th century, it's only since WWII that they've become ubiquitous. My grandmother, born in the first decade of the 20th century into a rather wealthy family, for most of her life lived with a lawn of mixed native grasses and forbs, unwatered, edged with natural hedgerows and cottage flowers, none of which required much water at all, and she was perfectly in keeping with the other upstanding people in her upper middle class urban Texas neighborhood. It doesn't have to be the way it is now. For info about how to convert your lawn to native plants, see any book by Sally and Andy Wasowski, one of which is entitled "Requiem for a Lawnmower".
you people are insane.....nope...sheep.
I live in the burbs, within easy walking distance to a sizable lake. I gave up the grass lawn some fifteen years ago. Noise from mowers, weed eaters and leaf blowers drive me nuts. In my neighborhood someone is always using one of these damned things. At the very least their use should be limited to certain hours on specific days. Lawns, of course, are like golf courses, a pollution nightmare. This certainly hasn't slowed down their abundance in our society. Nor it is likely to any time soon. Air conditioners are another excellent example of this kind of 'head in the sand' behavior. Did you know that the refrigerant R410a which is replacing R22 in residential and light commercial air conditioning has a GWP of 2100. That means every pound of R410a is equal to over one ton of CO2. In fact most of the HCFC's and HFC refrigerants currently in use have huge GWP's. And being gases under pressure, they leak into the atmosphere; frequently. Is this slowing down the use of air conditioning? Of course not. It's one of the big growth industries of our time.
Xeriscape
I generally agree with many of the ideas here, and I've also seen very nice non-lawn yard arrangements first-hand here in the neighborhood.
I do think, however, that folks who live in manicured suburbs and townhome communities should first establish policy on uniformity and standards. While tedious, this step can protect homeowners from the sort of inter-neighborhood conflicts that can become counter-productive and even litigious.
As for growing hemp and cannabis on lawns, the aroma and general presence may indeed encourage other wildlife, according to some experts. I'd support it; I certainly could use the closet space.
California is no place for lawns but in our neighborhood people are addicted to them. They water them during the day, which is the worst thing you can do; water evaporates as it sprinkles and they let it run off onto pavement, along with their nitrogen fertilizers.
We switched to a brick patio in front with star jasmine in the center (established, it requires no watering other than our winter rains); the back is taken up by a three-sided deck with trees that need no water except the rains. All is xeriscaped, brick, or deck.
Rain is not as rare here as in a desert but the population density is very high and lots and lots of people have huge lawns and pools. It's part of the show that comes with "see, I can afford this" -- like the people who drive their SUVs on the freeway at 80 mph (they really do) as if to flaunt the fact that they can afford the $4 per gallon gas. There are a lot of affluent people in Silicon Valley, and you would think some brains might go along with those high salaries and make people behave sensibly and with respect towards the environment. Not so. They may be intelligent and come from the best universities but they are among the most callous, indifferent people I have ever seen. I suppose they figure their incomes will cushion them against anything.
We live in South Florida across the bridge from Palm Beach. Talk about egregious manicured lawns. During the water restrictions last summer there were users on Palm Beach using 10,000 gallons a month. Yes, a month.
After trying to keep a small little 150 sq ft of lawn out front with other palms and natives we have given up since the water restrictions and have let it grow whatever green ground cover wants to come up.
Water will become more and more scarce as the climate changes start gaining steam. Politicians want to talk it all to death deferring their need to do much about it. Some are waking up to seeing the problems but totally unconscious about the deep cuts needed to turn anything around.
We too have the same kind of "image conscious" showoffs who as ACC mentioned figure their incomes will cushion them and essentially it will.
Only if they are separated from their support system of people who feed them, people who do their landscape, detail their hummers, wait on them hand and foot will they understand how serious this is. Picture yourself Rush Limbaugh and then guess how long it will take before they feel the pinch.
I use an electric weed eater, a shovel, rake, and a broom made from coconut things. I don't use any chemicals or fertilizers. The cut grass mulches the grass and native plants...every few years I use composted manure or my own composted trimmings...I have to say it is very healthy.
ACC
Actually, yards do provide habitate for all sorts of critters. I hate xeriscaped places, there are all sorts of living things that die because of it...
If we fed cattle harvested grass from these lawns instead of corn, soy beans and oats, which are people food, maybe there would be more food for the people. Oh, but prices and profits for food would drop, bad idea.
Climate change is happening. But it's not man made. Thats a myth to get you to support the elites depopulation agenda. People who actually believe in it are first in line to be culled.
In my lawn, the plants have to work it out in open competition. They get the rain that falls and the sun that shines.
I cut the grass with an electric mower (not battery powered!)and trim the edge to my wife's flower beds with and electric trimmer (also not battery). She has plants that cover the gorund in between her beloved flowers.
I'm too old to push a rotary and the mower sucks up the cuttings into a bag so I can make mulch. The exception I make with the "free market" in the lawn is the dandelions. True, they are pretty, but they will take over every thing if I leave them -- so, I remove them mechanically, getting their tap roots.
I've told them, that if they don't make them yeller flowers, I'll leave them alone. But that is about as effective as "abstinence only" prevention among humans...
The result is we have a lot of moss, grass and bellis perenius -- which are called daisy in English but have the lovely name, "thousand joy" in Danish.
You might ask why I bother to cut the grass -- well, if I don't it goes to seed and tries to take over the flower beds.
MiMiCcS, I have mixed feelings about the de-population scheme and who supports it. I don't agree with you that climate change is either man-made or not man-made. Mankind's influence must be at least a component of any equation that calculates cause and effect, yes?
Chuck Cliff, thank you for the refreshing analogy of dandelions and human behavior.
A. McBEE relates, "What a friend of mine calls "lawn assault weapons." Dang! I love that! For years I have used the euphemism, "lawn warriors" to connote the fierce ATTACK of sounds generated by small soldier-like groups, who, armed with a battery of annoying accoutrements go about cutting, weeding, blowing, etc for HOURS.
I lived in a manicured townhouse for 5 years and like a bad fate, the nuisance of these sounds would conspire against my most inspired moments of writing. The sounds of motors of all sorts cascade against the senses in a manner that sometimes feels conspirational to me! If a great many poets and mystics exalt the sound of silence, in its infinite pool genuine inspiration might be coaxed or discovered, then the onslaught of every abrasive sound possible seems the way and means to deny those ready entrance to such lofty spheres.
Silent prayer, the power of meditation, these intrinsic portions of our perception that make us better human beings are truly encroached upon and against by the sounds of motors. Whether its the truck issuing low decibels, or the obnoxious litany of lawn warrior sounds, or some kid's boom box... I can only imagine what dolphin and whales must deal with as the military plays with destructive sound waves in the deeps that these peaceful creatures call home.
Treefrog -- xeriscaping in Northern California means plenty of food for plenty of creatures. We have privets, which produce seeds for many birds. We have a row of eucalyptus trees in which as many as ten or twelve hummingbirds build their nests and are therefore close to the row of feeders I put out for them. We have an entire phalanx of spiders living under our deck, along with mice. Squirrels are everywhere. Ravens are nesting in our camphor trees. Opossums raid our navel orange tree nightly, though they leave our lemons alone (too sour, I guess). We leave all the oranges for the wildlife. The spiders take care of our entire garden, most especially our fruit trees, so we never use pesticides on anything. We use organic compost to feed everything throughout the year. All "xeriscaping" means is that you plant things that, once fully established, can survive on the natural rainfall of the region. It doesn't mean having dry, grim, bare spots all over the place. Our front yard is lush with jade trees and jasmine and heavenly bamboo, which also produces seeds that both squirrels and birds like to eat. And in the tangled thickets of the jasmine the cutest little rats live and breed in nests they carve out for themselves. Our pomegranate tree provides seeds for the birds in the fall. Our property is alive with all manner of creatures. We provide the plants and the hiding places, and they move right in. We even have a small dog house hidden among branches and elevated on cinder blocks where a mother opossum lives with her offspring, in a quiet corner of the yard. We do everything we can to encourage wildlife here. We put out water, bird seed, and kibble that the possum likes. Not a corner of our lot is unoccupied.
ACC
Thanks for explaining that as my concept (things I've seen) was much different as some people take that concept alot further. Covering everything with plastic and put rock in place of natural habitate, and worse. I can't help but feel very uncomfortable especially in areas that had a thriving wildlife. Your yard sounds very nice an enlightened space but a lot of places using that concept are very restricted. Opossums use to come to my place for the kibble (and other possum goodies) but most have them have been trapped and the area has lost a lot of the things that supported them. Be carefull they don't get to much kibble because it can be harmfull if it is a primary dietary source. Thanks again for the explanation.
Treefrog -- thanks for alerting me re: kibble. We use a good quality rodent kibble, though frankly a possum will eat most anything. I just put out as much as the population eats. There are many of them around. It's an old neighborhood, the trees are mature, and the properties are all separated by redwood fences which are like highways for the squirrels and possums. And of course, for the cats that try to catch them. We make periodic pleas for people to make their cats indoor pets but none will listen, and indeed the vitriol with which I've been greeted when I've asked makes me wonder what cat owners imagine is the fundamental right of cats to roam freely and kill birds, rodents, and anything else they can catch. I hasten to add that we are cat owners and our cat has never set foot outside and she is perfectly happy and a good deal healthier than the outdoor roamers.
But though we've covered the front "lawn" with bricks, we left beds open for the jasmine and the privets (for seeds) and the heavenly bamboo (also for seeds). Just no room for grass, which consumes vast amounts of water and food and gives nothing back. We're sort of into the "natural" look and everything more or less sprawls out of its bed; very casual. We've found animals prefer that to a manicured appearance. The baby possums, when they're big enough to roam away from Mom, chase each other up and down the deck and it's very entertaining. Sometimes they leap off the edge and nosedive into the piles of citrus leaves surrounding the bases of our trees (4 total). We never pick up the leaves, but let them stay to keep the soil cool and to ultimately return to the soil as mulch. Ours is a sloppy yard, from one perspective, but it is a happy one. Animals come here, stay here. We couldn't be more pleased.
But no deal on things like plastic with rock, or concrete. Nothing dead.
I heard that America spends $100 billion per year on lawn care. That is kinda nuts. I like a nice lawn as much as the next person, but get real. With all the residential, commercial and golf courses we spend enough to feed a starving world. It is no wonder they call us "ugly americans" because some times we are.
ACC
I wish more people had the same level of understanding about things. I miss the opossum visits, like you I had little possums climbing structures on the porch, the largest possum would get in a kitty bed and clean its self just like a cat. I guess it was use to people as it would eat a boiled egg from your hand. The cats never bothered the adults but they would sometimes harm an infant. All in all they co-existed. The food resources have been reduced and with more urbanization I haven't seen a possum for a long time now. As you say in older neighborhoods that have space and things like fruit trees there is an urban environment suited to wildlife. Cat populations have increased as a wild population but unfortunately there is not enough food to support them so they have a pretty hard time of it on thier own. There are a lot of feral cat colonies where I live because there are few natural predators. We have some good volunteer services for trap-spay-release that actually help controll populations.
During springtime in Italy, if you asked for salad in a restaurant, you were given a nice plate of dandelion greens-full of vitamin C.
Just harvest the dandelion stalks when they're young, maybe steam them & have a nice salad.