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Oh, this is rich: Radio blowhard Rush Limbaugh, a man who cheerily accepted a military deferment because he had a cyst on his rear, has appointed himself the arbiter of which American soldiers are "phony" and which are real.
Speaking to his millions of "dittoheads" - people who have so thoroughly surrendered their capacity for independent thought that they agree reflexively with whatever position he espouses - Mr. Limbaugh complained that some members of the American military who speak to the media, presumably to tell the truth about the lies of the Bush administration and failures of the war in Iraq, are "phony soldiers."
Sen. John McCain of Arizona, the Republican presidential candidate and certifiably un-phony former prisoner of war, quickly chimed in. "If Mr. Limbaugh made the remark he is reported to have made, it reflects very poorly on him and not the objects of his offensive comment," he said. "I expect most Americans, whatever their political views, will have the same reaction. He would be well advised to retract it and apologize."
Elizabeth Edwards, wife of Democratic presidential contender John Edwards, was less charitable.
"My classmates went to Vietnam; [Mr. Limbaugh] did not," she said. "He had a medical disability, the same medical disability that probably should have stopped him from spending a lifetime in a radio announcer's chair."
How foolish, these presidential candidates and their spouses, asking for apologies. They presume that some sense of internal integrity or personal embarrassment would prevent Mr. Limbaugh, and other demagogues like him on television and radio, from indulging in such hypocrisies.
But Mr. Limbaugh doesn't issue apologies. He calls for them, and he's not alone: A whole battalion of phony media soldiers is fighting with great ferocity from behind their bunkered desks in their sound-booth trenches. To read or listen to them, you'd think their blinkered cheerleading was as crucial to the war effort as the sacrifices made by the real troops.
These "microphone Marines," such as Mr. Limbaugh, Sean Hannity and Ann Coulter, have convinced themselves that their outrage-filled rants, disinformation campaigns and challenges to others' patriotism constitute national service.
A favorite, sickening tactic employed by this crowd - and the "think tank commanders" such as William Kristol and Richard Perle who have been consistently wrong in almost every prediction they've made about Iraq - is to wrap themselves in the troops' uniforms.
They do so to camouflage the Bush administration's long list of failures in Iraq. For good measure, they pounce on some passing phrase from a politician or group and declare that it has demoralized our troops abroad.
Why have the microphone Marines been reduced to this? Because nobody is spitting on troops when they come home. Nobody is calling them baby-killers. Heck, even when the documented atrocities of Abu Ghraib prison or the raping and burning to death of a young Iraqi girl and her family were brought to public light, Americans did not blame our servicemen and women as a group.
There are protests against the war, sure. But our soldiers and veterans are not hanged in effigy, and the administration has received from Congress every dollar for the troops it has requested.
The microphone Marines need enemies at home, even if they must invent them. They need to redirect blame domestically in order to divert attention from the real fatalities and casualties occurring abroad.
Cowards like Ms. Coulter - who wrote a book titled Treason, and recently suggested that we may need to take away American women's right to vote because they will endanger the country by electing Democrats - live for such moments. This is why so much fuss was made over MoveOn.org's ad about Gen. David Petraeus in The New York Times that said, "General Petraeus or General Betray Us?"
America has "phony soldiers" in this battle, all right, but not in Iraq. They are fighting insignificant rhetorical battles here at home intended to obfuscate the truth about this war. And, despite the fact that many of them cut and ran when their time came to grab helmets and rifles, their favored tactic is to question the patriotism and resolve of other Americans.
This is the war they are fighting. And they're losing it, too.




24 Comments so far
Show AllThese people continue on with their outrageous antics because somebody keeps paying them, and paying them well, to do so. As long as they have an audience, they will continue to perform. The sad part is, they continue to have an audience, which speaks volumes towards the stupidity of Jane and John American...
The most despicable thing we should notice about the "microphone marines" (Limbaugh, Hannity, Coulter, et.al.) is that there is a legion of corporations behind them, quietly profiting. Channels, networks, advertisers, cable companies, publishers, printers, booksellers and others all profit from the controversial rantings, and we Americans ought to be ashamed of how we let that come to pass. The individual right of free speech was never imagined by our founders to include purchased repetition on corporate-owned media. Our "problem" is not Limbaugh's views. Our problem is his corporate enablers who make him and his like-minded cohorts infamous.
Their favorite television program of all time? "Father Knows Best"
These media whores should be recognized for what they really are, which is entertainers. Just like professional wrestling. Laugh at them or ignore them but don't pay them anything and they will go away.
Hoa binh
One of the best comments I've heard about these armchair chickenhawks was on the Colbert Report with guest George Saunders. Saunders said that instead of saying to someone "hey, would you like a popsicle?" a rightwing pundit will shout, "Well, since you are an American hating, terrorist supporting liberal, now I suppose you want a popsicle." What they say is irrelevant, insulting, and loud. But it attracts viewers.
What type of viewers?
Actually Limbuagh had a pineapple cyst in his butt - put there by a decent person trying to shut him up. But, his deferment was based on the information that he supplied showing that he really was somebody's sister wearing a necktie for effect.
No. If you laugh at them they won't just go away. Media reform and reinstating the fairness doctrine in broadcasting is the way to get rid of this tinhorn Dr. Goebbels and his lies. Of course, when these guys (and gals)are cornered they just say that they are "entertainers."
Rush never served in the military and had a college deferment, then he flunked out of college and was classified 4F because of a pimple on his Fat A$$.
Too stupid for college, unfit for military service, gee he sounds like he would be perfect for a cabinet position for Bush administration. I guess he makes more money on his comedy show.
Are all of you sure that it was a cyst on Limbaugh's ass or a brain tumor?
To Eric Barth,
Thanks for bringing up the Fairness Doctrine. You're quite right, if we can somehow get it back without our new Supreme Court declaring it unconstitutional. (That's the kind of thinking Roberts and Alito have brought in , you know.)
Did Coulter really say that? Shee-it!
There's a guy in my locale who every month or so regurgitates Rush's vomitus into the Sunday editorial letters. Yeah, I'm afraid, but not of terrorists.
Vince, yeah she did. I happened to catch it at work yesterday on court tv. She said something to the effect of -I'd gladly give up my right to vote to keep the other women from electing democrats-...Not an exact quote but close. She's a nutbag and I'm not entirely convinced "she"s really a she...
It's so difficult to think and reason things out and search for the truth. It takes self-examination, life experience, and humility - seeing in one's self the infinitesimal. "Smaller than the fly on the ass," a friend used to say to me. I know I'm never satisfied and am self-critical.
I've watched several young people swallow limbaugh's rhetoric because it provides an easy answer. I've stood by mute hoping only that someday life might be for them the great teacher that it is - seems there's no way to get through to some individuals but by "letting it be."
Yeah, Ann Coulter said that, and she must have missed the face that her little mini-skirt wearing ass belongs to a harlot, not a man. Maybe it's penis envy that enrages her so?
It is funny when you realize that the right-wing Christians are in the same boat as the nauseating Coulter, O`Really, Hannity, and Limberger. Those miserable excuses for newspersons are a disgrace and are not worth worrying about. If they can actually change the course of this nation, we are pretty far gone. The trash they spout must surely sound good to people that are supposed to stand for peace, forgiveness, humility, and decency!
I spent 4 years in the US Marine Corps and I just want to say that those war-lovers who never wore a uniform really amaze me.
If not for so many Americans who are too lazy to make themselves even slightly informed. Limbaugh, Coulter, O'Riley, Hannity & the other like entertainers could not even function.
The Bush team's horrific branding of Senator Max Cleland ,a triple amputee Veitnam Vet, as unpatriotic and even in collusion with Osama, because he sponsored an inquiry into 9/11 which they opposed, should have been sufficient neutralize these chicken hawks. Instead this horrific act worked (albeit with the aid of election fraud).
This inconceivable apathy and /of ignorance among so many Americans poses the most concerning threat to our system. It lends creditibility to a Mark Twain expression--
" The difference between fact & fiction is that fiction must be believable".
I don't blame ordinary (read: uneducated) Americans for the power of charlatans like Limbaugh, Hannity, and O'Reilly--the power behind them is clearly the power of the almighty Dollar.
The Bush administration, more than any other, is a corporate administration that caters to--and profits from (Bush/Cheney have probably made many millions since their inaugeration)--collusion with Big Oil, the military industrial complex, and other cartels that are borderline criminal in their objectives.
The Press has completely deevolved into a cheerleading squad for these entities. It isn't surprising that people are disgusted with these talk radio clowns. What IS surprising is that we bother to separate them, rhetorically, from the rest of the media. The entire media is tabloid and corporate now.
Rush stated that someone was a "genuine phony soldier". Is that an oxymoron?
Maybe it is an Oxycontin.
Rush Limbaugh; foremost spokesmodel for the republican party. A lonely, slightly balding, overweight man with a boil on his arse, all alone in a sealed glass-booth ranting and raving against perceived enemies. Perfect.
Rush really needs to turn off the microphone, get up off his fat, lazy, rear-end and get a real job. A real J-O-B! Works wonders!
Slightly off topic, we have a shit reporter in Denmark the Danish TV sent to cover the Election in the US (maybe to get rid of him for a while...)
Anyway, he was interviewing Kuchinich and coming on with that "Weren't things just as bad when Saddam was running things" and kept badgering Kuchinich.
Kuchinich put up his hand and said "Stop! I didn't know they had "reporters" in Denmark who work for Fox news!"
Ha! The "reporter" had nothing to say except stand there with a shit-eating grin.
If more people with public access would speak like Kuchinich, we could still turn this country around
Daniel Borgstrom: followed your link to make a reply not so out in the public, but couldn't see how to contact you.
Was in the Army for three years near the end of the Viet Nam war, at the transition from draft to volunteer (told I would be drafted ((#74)) so I enlisted for Airborne Ranger, Infantry. Pretty stupid, huh? Well, I was young and stupid and didn't like myself very much. Fortunately I never had to go into combat and try to kill people and have them try to kill me.
Being a Boomer child raised on all the glorification of our military might and honor, what infantry training did for me was scare the shit out of me and dislodge all those silly notions about glory and honor. A foot soldier on the modern battlefield is not much more than sacraficial hamburger and sending all these armchair warriors through infantry training or better/worse yet - Marine Boot Camp - might make them think better about starting unneccessary wars.
Just to hold a 50cal round in your hand is a sickening feeling, and there are munitions much, much worse than that. Of course this is just the natural primordial fear of pain, disfigurement, and death. If there were a real threat or a just cause, you, I, and many others would swallow our fear and fight. We know that is not the case today. And there is a deeper truth.
War represents failure.
Thanks Vince,
My email is daniel41 ((at)) trip.net
Daniel, ex-Marine against the war
Mr. Limbaugh never made the comment about "phony soldiers" as Thomas F. Schaller alleges. Before anyone denies this statement, just check the transcripts as I have — or better yet, actually listen to the Limbaugh radio show a few times. Mr. Limbaugh was talking about a man who was convicted of impersonating a soldier. This type of smear campaign is unfortunatly typical of today's so-called liberals, people who are the true mind-numbed self-serving demagogues. I should just say liars.