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President Offers Noogies Instead of Health Care
When George Bush ran for president the first time out, he told an aide, "I never met a poor person before. I wouldn't know what to say to one."He apparently decided against trying. He's managed to make it through nearly seven years in office without having a conversation with a poor person - unless it was for a photo op, of course.
I remember seeing him do a half-Nelson hug on some poor black woman in New Orleans after Katrina, all kind of jokey. I half expected him to give her a noogie.
I figure he was saying, "Come on over here, you cute, little, poor black person. Y'all kind of remind me of my maid. Smile for the camera now! Noogie, noogie!!"
When he spoke into the microphone after releasing her, he might just as well have begun by saying, "My fellow Americans. I'm here to offer false hope to these cute, little poor victims of Katrina."
Anyway, that's about as close as I've seen him to a poor person. But evidently he never met a middle-class person, either. After all these years, he still seems to be entirely in the dark about what life is like for middle-class Americans who are hovering on the brink.
They might be putting food on the table, paying the mortgage, buying their children shoes and clothes, even taking a vacation now and then - but for those who don't get health insurance through their jobs, they aren't taking their kids to the doctor all that often.
God forbid that their kids actually have something go wrong that lands them in the hospital - an asthma attack, maybe, or a broken arm after taking a spill off a skateboard. Thus begins the slide down the slippery slope of unmanageable debt.
I'm talking here about your friends and neighbors - small business owners like the guy who owns the pizza place downtown and the photographer who took your daughter's wedding pictures and the repairman who services your lawn mower each spring.
These middle-class folks would have to spend at least $12,000 annually to get health insurance for their families. Have you got a spare $12,000? I don't. If I weren't insured through work, I'd be in the same boat.
But clearly, George Bush has no clue about such families. Just never met them. Never had a chat.
If he had, it's hard to imagine that he'd have vetoed a bill last week that would have continued and expanded SCHIP - the State Children's Health Insurance Program that provides coverage for 6.6 million middle-class kids whose folks can't afford insurance.
Congress passed legislation two weeks ago that would have reauthorized and expanded the program. But Bush's veto means the program is dead. So are a few kids, too, most likely.
For the moment, SCHIP is still limping along on the fumes of emergency funding. Eight states, including New York, are suing the president in an effort to preserve the program. Let's hope they succeed.
But it's criminal that our nation has such a dismal health-care policy that people are thrown to the wolves if they don't work for a company with a health plan.
There's something radically wrong when 47 million citizens of a rich country like ours are without health insurance. And there's something radically wrong with a president who vetoes a bill that would at least ensure that the children are taken care of.
The most surprising part of Bush's veto is that it just makes him look so bad politically. If nothing else, Bush is a consummate politician, mindful of appearances. I suppose he could always create a photo op to give the impression that he likes kids. (And puppies, too!)
Don't be surprised if you see him on TV, giving some cute, little middle-class kid a noogie. But what he'd say into the microphone afterward would surely be nothing more than the offer of false hope.
Beth's column appears on Monday. Contact her at bquinn@th-record.com.
© 2007 The Times Herald-Record
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Show AllWhat's a Noogie?
Bush is like much of his class all around the world.
Clueless about reality.
Let us start with the law that a hospital can not deny anybody critical care.
That must include things beyond life and death issues.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=noogie
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1. noogie
A painful sensation caused by the rubbing of knuckle, fist, or hand to ones head. Generally causing hair displacement and mild cursing.
"Oh man, National Noogie Week is coming up! I'd better run so Sarah doesn't catch me in the middle of her mad noogie spree. Otherwise mass destruction of my hair follicles and/or scalp will occur!"
Bill Murray used to give Gilda Radner noogies in an ongoing routine they did on Saturday Night Live. A Bill Murray noogie involved Murray making a fist and rubbing his knuckles on Gilda Radner's head. But Bill Murray, of course, did not invent the noogie. Big brothers have been giving their kid brothers and sisters noogies since time immemorial. It is semi-affectionate play, like passive-aggressive love, sometimes friendly and kind and sometimes with an edge. It's like a big, stupid, adolescent male joke. Bush is the uber-stupid-adolescent male doing inappropriate things like giving noogies to cute, little black women suffering after Katrina.
I can just see Bush's momma teaching him about middle-class and poor people when he was a kid: "Stay away from those awful people. If I catch you hanging around with those little losers, you won't be able to sit down for a week!"
The Bush's, daddy and sonny, and families have been on social medicare (government paid for) all
their lives. Yet they will be the first to tell you "it ain't no gaod forh yall.
We're the richest civilization in history. It's an absolute disgrace that everyone in this country does not have access to good healthcare - and I'm offended beyond words at w's comment that everyone has health care, all thay have to do is go to the the emergency room. The last person to say "let them eat cake" was beheaded!
Just another article that Fails to mention the F word, Funding. The Funding isn't, oh no, another F word, Fair.
I find it naive - that one would still think that this administation would mind how this veto plays out politically. The entire time they have been in office they have made no bones about the fact that their base is the richest of the American demographic, and if enriching them means taking money away from programs that benefit the poor or middle class - then "damn the torpedoes and full steam ahead."
Why not write an aritcle on how "compassionate conservativism" is the biggest oxymoron foisted upon the American public since "military intelligence".
Yet another commentary on SCHIP that completely ignores the tax scheme being proposed to pay for it.
The cigarette tax, sixty-one cents per pack, is being imposed on only twenty per cent of the population, regardless of income.
That is not progressive taxation. THAT is a SALES TAX and if I didn't know better, I'd say it was from the REPUBLICAN bag of tricks. That so many people who call themselves "progressive" think that's just dandy just astounds me.